not an auditory hallucination
This conversation actually took place about thirteen years ago:
Doctor: Mr. Bitter, I can say with 100% certainty that you don’t have a bleeding ulcer.
ESB: (smiles) That’s awesome! (or words to that effect)
Doctor: Yes. You have thirteen ulcers, and only three of them are bleeding.
This conversation actually took place about thirteen years ago:
Doctor: Mr. Bitter, I can say with 100% certainty that you don’t have a bleeding ulcer.
ESB: (smiles) That’s awesome! (or words to that effect)
Doctor: Yes. You have thirteen ulcers, and only three of them are bleeding.
Doctor: Mr. Bitter, I can say with 100% certainty that you don’t have a bleeding ulcer.
ESB: (smiles) That’s awesome! (or words to that effect)
Doctor: Yes. You have thirteen ulcers, and only three of them are bleeding.
posted by extraspecialbitter at 7:20 AM
4 Comments:
What in the blue f#ck are you doing to yourself? Doesn't all this poetry help with the stress?
Feel better.
heh. Nice.
Humor's supposed to ease everything, you know. But that's one of those things like you'd hear from a foreigner, something that doesn't cross cultures. He thinks it's hilarious and all the "natives" look at him like he's drunk.
aydreeyin - fortunately the ulcers are all gone. all it took was a good divorce attorney. in any event it's good to see your computer-enhanced visage again.
joe - if laughter truly is the best medicine, what happens if you're allergic?
bloodypulpgulp
Respectfully ...
Doc said symptoms of stress? True, we all know it.
But, only the truest, the deepest, the most constant sense of
committment to all that you love can make you ... bleed like that.
Let me guess, doc patched you up, divorce attorney straightened the environment out,
but the healing began as you learned to ...
surrender?
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