Syllogism
Plants are living things. I am not a plant. Therefore I am dead.
I hear my mother's voice: "why can't you write a nice blog?" I'm not a morose person. My thoughts generally start out cheerful and positive. It's the translation into words that taints the creative process. I think I'm writing the words, but the words are writing me.
Cows do not eat meat. I am not a cow. Therefore no more than 37 Supreme Court Justices can dance on the head of a pin.
I feel much better now.
Plants are living things. I am not a plant. Therefore I am dead.
I hear my mother's voice: "why can't you write a nice blog?" I'm not a morose person. My thoughts generally start out cheerful and positive. It's the translation into words that taints the creative process. I think I'm writing the words, but the words are writing me.
Cows do not eat meat. I am not a cow. Therefore no more than 37 Supreme Court Justices can dance on the head of a pin.
I feel much better now.
I hear my mother's voice: "why can't you write a nice blog?" I'm not a morose person. My thoughts generally start out cheerful and positive. It's the translation into words that taints the creative process. I think I'm writing the words, but the words are writing me.
Cows do not eat meat. I am not a cow. Therefore no more than 37 Supreme Court Justices can dance on the head of a pin.
I feel much better now.
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