Not Everything is Zen

...and not every native New Yorker is a Yankee fan. Some of us somehow never succumb to the belief that a collection of highly compensated robots makes for entertaining baseball. On the contrary, the business-like efficiency on display when ever the Yankees win a ballgame renders the game lifeless and sterile. My Baseball has dirt under its fingernails and tobacco spittle on three days worth of unshaven stubble. My Baseball slides into second base head first and disrupts every double play with spikes up.

Signed,

New Yorker by Birth, Red Sox Fan by Choice