Approximately Elsewhere - the Movie

Three beers into the conversation, I acknowledge that I am lost. Every trace of dignity I once had is now a metaphor for a bygone age. I am, based upon my most recent Mapquest lookup, approximately nowhere, which leaves me adjacent to nowhere else, which leaves me no closer to my destination... which is undefined. We rehearsed our hurried goodbyes, but never acted, so that when the cameras rolled we stared into the artificial starlight and turned away from each other's tears.